Underpantsgnome, 40

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. ****Will attempt to format this later. HTML code is not working properly at this time.**** Short and skinny (at least pertaining to arms and legs) loser who looks extremely young (more noticeable in person).

Half Asian/half Caucasian - The Asian side of me probably explains my young appearance. I haven't had to shave once in my life. Those of you who wish you looked younger -- trust me, it's not all that it's cracked up to be.

Small in all the wrong places (*hint* *hint*) - Another consequence of being half Asian. Yeah, you can hit that little "x" now.

Yo toco la guitarra.

Huge sports fan - I support all of my home teams (Broncos, Avalanche, Nuggets, Rockies, etc.). Colorado teams Non-Colorado teams. You truly fail at life if you disagree.

College graduate - Journalism major; film minor.

Big-time procrastinator.

Insomniac - I envy those of you who can sleep normally. Sheep apparently hate me.

Amazing cooking skills....when it comes to mixing ramen noodles with tomato soup. It's the GOAT food combination. Seriously.

Music: Limp Bizkit, Metallica, Opeth, Arch Enemy, Katie Herzig, Slayer, Epica, Joe Satriani, Amon Amarth, Dredg, Buckethead, Pink Floyd, Mindy Smith, Cephalic Carnage, Heart, Gwar, Tech N9ne, Iron Maiden, Unearth, Immortal, etc.

Movies: Almost anything directed by Sergio Leone, Alfred Hitchcock, Billy Wilder, Frank Capra, Jean-Luc Godard, William Wyler, Kenji Mizoguchi, Quentin Tarantino, Federico Fellini, Stanley Kubrick, Hiroshi Teshigahara, Orson Welles, Ingmar Bergman, Sergei Eisenstein, Yasujiro Ozu, Martin Scorsese, Fritz Lang, Andrei Tarkovsky, Jean Renoir, Akira Kurosawa, etc.

TV series: Saved By The Bell, The X-Files, South Park, Caroline In The City, Breaking Bad, Carnivale, Millennium, Seinfeld, Twin Peaks, Dexter, Lost, The Sopranos, Freaks And Geeks, The Lone Gunmen, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Harsh Realm, Deadwood, The Wire, Mad Men, Curb Your Enthusiasm, etc.