Short Passions

Im looking for a big amount of love

I try to keep evil doers out of the wizards castle.....we really need to get someone to cover up that yellow brick. In my off time I try to give lollipops to big people as a sign that they are better than me in every way. My beard has the tinniest little spit curl at the bottom. I don't much care for the beach because if I catch it during high tide I might just carried away. I have a pet hamster because in my hands it is the same concept as a dog. People call me tripod.

Body Type

fit, disabled, skinny, voluptuous, supermodel, bodybuilder, athletic, slim, slender

Movies

horror, action, nothing but porn, drama, comedy

Orientation

bisexual

Eye Color

black

Hair Color

a little gray

Ethnicity

Native American

Relationship

widowed

Have Kids

yes - single parent home

Education Level

college grad

Profession

Artistic / Musical

Income level

$100,000+

Do you smoke?

420

I currently live

on a pirate ship

Socially, I am

social butterfly, comic relief, a couch potato

Political Views

democrat

Food Related

BRAINS!!!

Personality

punk, preppy, redneck, activist, flirt, playa, burner (burning man participant), nerd, fun loving, geek, pirate

Individuality

stache, nudist, goatee, beard, cougar, mime, cougar lover, psychic, piercings, tattoos, pirate at heart, vampire

Religious Views

Agnostic

Miscellaneous

HIV+

Drugs

let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink)

I'm looking for

friends - with benefits, something REALLY hot, mr. right now, miss right now, romance

My Sign

i was born in march

Military Service

army

Pets

Dogs

Gender

Male

Music

Celtic, Chamber, Christian Rock, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Post Rock, Punk, Progressive Rock

Hair Style

afro

Fitness & Sports

basketball, wrestling, martial arts, running, marathon, bodybuilding, jogging, working out, walking, pilates

Health Related

acupuncture, chronic health issues, cancer survivor

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