Lplplplopk, 33 it's been a while
Fairbanks, AK, USA

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Im looking for a big amount of love
I try to keep evil doers out of the wizards castle.....we really need to get someone to cover up that yellow brick. In my off time I try to give lollipops to big people as a sign that they are better than me in every way. My beard has the tinniest little spit curl at the bottom. I don't much care for the beach because if I catch it during high tide I might just carried away. I have a pet hamster because in my hands it is the same concept as a dog. People call me tripod.
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Bisexual
Height 4'05"
Weight 000 lbs
Body Type athletic, slim, slender, fit, voluptuous, skinny, disabled, supermodel, bodybuilder
Movies drama, action, horror, steamy, comedy
Orientation bisexual
Eye Color black
Hair Color a little gray
Ethnicity Native American
Relationship widowed
Have Kids yes - single parent home
Education Level college grad
Profession Artistic / Musical
Income level $100,000+
Do you smoke? 420
I currently live on a pirate ship
Socially, I am a couch potato, comic relief, social butterfly
Political Views democrat
Food Related BRAINS!!!
Personality pirate, playa, burner (burning man participant), geek, redneck, flirt, activist, nerd, preppy, fun loving, punk
Individuality beard, goatee, stache, pirate at heart, piercings, psychic, mime, nudist, tattoos, vampire, cougar, cougar lover
Religious Views Agnostic
Miscellaneous HIV+
I'm looking for miss right now, romance, friends - with benefits, something REALLY hot, mr. right now
My Sign i was born in march
Military Service army
Pets Dogs
Gender Male
Music Chamber, Punk, Christian Rock, Progressive Rock, Post Rock, Death Metal, Dance, Celtic, Classical, Country
Hair Style afro
Fitness & Sports pilates, basketball, wrestling, martial arts, marathon, walking, jogging, working out, running, bodybuilding
Health Related acupuncture, chronic health issues, cancer survivor
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