Lplplplopk, 35
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Fairbanks, AK, USA
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Im looking for a big amount of love
I try to keep evil doers out of the wizards castle.....we really need to get someone to cover up that yellow brick. In my off time I try to give lollipops to big people as a sign that they are better than me in every way. My beard has the tinniest little spit curl at the bottom. I don't much care for the beach because if I catch it during high tide I might just carried away. I have a pet hamster because in my hands it is the same concept as a dog. People call me tripod.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Bisexual
Height
4'05"
Body Type
athletic, slim, slender, fit, voluptuous, skinny, disabled, supermodel, bodybuilder
Movies
drama, action, horror, steamy, comedy
Orientation
bisexual
Eye Color
black
Hair Color
a little gray
Ethnicity
Native American
Relationship
widowed
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Artistic / Musical
Income level
$100,000+
Do you smoke?
420
I currently live
on a pirate ship
Socially, I am
a couch potato, comic relief, social butterfly
Political Views
democrat
Food Related
BRAINS!!!
Personality
pirate, playa, burner (burning man participant), geek, redneck, flirt, activist, nerd, preppy, fun loving, punk
Individuality
beard, goatee, stache, pirate at heart, piercings, psychic, mime, nudist, tattoos, vampire, cougar, cougar lover
Religious Views
Agnostic
Miscellaneous
HIV+
I'm looking for
miss right now, romance, fun, something interesting, mr. right now
My Sign
i was born in march
Military Service
army
Pets
Dogs
Gender
Male
Music
Chamber, Punk, Christian Rock, Progressive Rock, Post Rock, Death Metal, Dance, Celtic, Classical, Country
Hair Style
afro
Fitness & Sports
pilates, basketball, wrestling, martial arts, marathon, walking, jogging, working out, running, bodybuilding
Health Related
acupuncture, chronic health issues, cancer survivor
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