Kotor248, 46

The following is the worst personal ad ever.

I know because this is a personal add site I’m almost obligated to say I like the outdoors, hiking and long walks on the beach. But here’s the real truth: I hate hiking, I hate the outdoors, I saw some sort of bug in my room the other day, screamed like a girl, and then there was an outline of me in the wall where I ran through it. Sexy, huh?

I can’t cook. People tell me I have an oven, and I think they mean that square thing in the kitchen that I use to put books in. And I don’t like walking on the beach either. I like laying on the beach with room service coming by every few minutes to top off the girly drink I ordered because I don’t drink hard liquor. Because I am only 5’1 (or as I call it born with extra resistance to lightening strikes), my favorite activity is to fly coach on airlines. Then I can stretch out with glee while Mr. 6’2 is eating his kneecaps, does that make me a bad person? Probably.

I'm in South Korea right now teaching English but i'm looking to connect with people and maybe even find someone special for when I come home. feel free to message me even just to say hi.