Short Passions

I’m a fun and funny 50 year old 5ft zero dude with epiphyseal dysplasia and a love of movies, music and comic-books ! I mean I love movies - I have a giant blu-Ray collection and every time I’m resting up after an operation I always think I’m finally going to watch some of my unwatched film collection but suddenly I’m into season four of some terrible reality show instead ! I’ve got no baggage , A Tea-total, child-free, ex-free free-wheeler (no car, no life, living in my parent’s loft ! ) but I’m a “young” soul, a would-be writer with no job (thanks COVID-19 !) so suddenly realised as a man with a very mild form of dwarfism I could offer support and a sunshine-state-of-mind to a little lady . If heart and art are more important than dollar-bills and window-sills then I’m the nomadic no-Mark for you! Lol ! I live in the UK but willing to travel to anywhere non-mountainous for the girl of my dreams ! I’m a degree-educated under-achiever, a poetry-writing true-believer who’d love to slow-dance with someone shorter (young enough to be my daughter - joking ! Age, unimportant . I’m greying and thinning so I’ll be lucky ! ) I’ve kind of always ruled out romance on the account of having put the small into small-town but suddenly had the time since my job finished in June to think what I Want in life and the answer is 1. To be a published pro-writer 2. To find a soul-mate 3. To never take a pangolin to a Chinese wet-market again 4. To make my mother smile once every day (normally by telling her I’m going out for an hour) 5. To marry that soul-mate in a cheap but extravagant ceremony 6. To be the second dwarf to be in a story that ends with the words “they all lived happily ever after” . In truth , lockdown coincided with a leg fracture , so I was able to assess, re-set and revive my ambitions . I feel strangely optimistic and feel I’m destined to achieve all the above (well, maybe not making my ma smile - she’s a tough crowd). J

Hobbies & Interests

comic books, movies, music, writing

Body Type

a few extra pounds

Movies

indie, horror, black & white films

Orientation

Straight

Eye Color

blue

Hair Color

a little gray

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Relationship

single - never married

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person

Education Level

Bachelor's Degree

Profession

Journalist / Writer

Income level

Less than $25,000

Do you smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though

Do you drink?

no

I currently live

with parents

Socially, I am

a couch potato, class clown, comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly, social butterfly, the life of the party

Food Related

Comfort

Personality

artistic, clown, intellectual, romantic, total slacker

Individuality

circus clown

Drugs

straight edge

I'm looking for

romance

My Sign

leo : july 23-aug. 22

Pets

No pets currently (but like them)

Gender

Male

Music

Punk, Pop, Jazz, Country, Alternative Rock

Hair Style

short hair

Fitness & Sports

walking

Health Related

minor health issues

Languages

English

My Preferred Pronouns

He/Him/His

Groups:

Bone Cartilage Dysplasia ; Short Stature (Genetic or Familial) ; Under 5 Ft 6

Hobbies & Interests

comic books, movies, music, television

Movies

fantasy, horror, indie, sci-fi, animation, black & white films, classics, drama

Orientation

Straight

They are looking for

relationship, romance

Gender

Female

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