Barnieharmonied, 102

i love eating cabbage, dressing up in a trash bag type outfit, and making "21" jokes. If u wanna get with me, understand that I may be old, but I do get freaky. I may be black, but I can still make u leaky. And at the end of the day, my stroke game streaky. But I do eat water bottles and flirt with ur turtle. I'm really sorry, please don't put me in a girdle. Understand that I only scooter to ur place, and know that I'm short. Just know that I'm old, but even I use forks. Huge fan of Gronk!